Mark 16:6
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to an exciting episode of, “Tombs For Rent” starring, the Merchant, and the Inquiring Gentleman! I’m your host, “HolyEll”, and I’ll be bringing you all the details of tonight’s most fascinating scenes!
(Recently, Jesus had been resurrected from Joseph’s new tomb, and word spread throughout all the land. A certain merchant who sold tombs heard the news, then sought to make a profit from those who followed Jesus’s example.)
Merchant: Come, see my newly renovated tombs, the likes of which none have ever been buried in before!
(Men and women pass by, ignoring the voice of the merchant.)
Merchant: People, precious people, I have the best tombs available for rent. But if you act fast, I can be convinced to lower my rates, significantly.
Merchant: Hey sir! Sir! May I borrow a moment of your time?
Inquiring Gentleman: Greetings. Does your sign actually read, “Tombs For Rent”? Is this a joke or something?
Merchant: Ha ha haaaa. Kind sir, have you not heard the news?
Inquiring Gentleman: Apparently not, so enlighten me.
Merchant: There was a man called Jesus, who was said to be the Savior of the Jews. Well, he was brutally crucified, and his body was placed in the tomb right over there! If you haven’t noticed, he’s no longer there!
Inquiring Gentleman: Come again?
Merchant: You heard correctly, he’s gone! Some say his disciples came in the night and stole his body, but whatever the case, I’ll rent my tombs to all who plan on dying and being resurrected, or having their bodies stolen in the night.
Inquiring Gentleman: You can’t be serious… wait, you are serious.
Merchant: Hey, a man’s gotta work to eat, so I’m working, because I like to eat.
Inquiring Gentleman: Who do you actually expect to rent a tomb?
Merchant: Good question. I guess all those people who followed after Jesus, and believed in his words that someday they too will be raised up from the grave.
Inquiring Gentleman: Ahh, you’re referencing 1 Thessalonians chapter 4 that says, “For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:”
Merchant: Umm… yeah, sure… right that’s it. Anyhoo, I’d like to offer you a great deal on this tomb behind me. It’s one of a kind, and very spacious.
Inquiring Gentleman: Thanks, but no thanks. I’ll pass. Hope business goes well for you.
Merchant: Your loss sir. People, people come, see my beautifully spacious tombs for rent. Don’t let the price scare you to death… get it?!
(People continue to avoid the merchant, while passing by, as he furthers his advances to rent his tombs.)
According to the book of Hebrews, everyone will have an appointment with death, and we will all return to the same dust we were made of. For those who have accepted Jesus as their Savior, the grave will not be their final resting place. But, to all who refuse and reject Christ’s salvation, they’ll suffer not only a natural death, but a spiritual one also.
This concludes the exciting episode of, “Tombs For Rent”. Thanks for tuning in, and have a fantabulous journey!