Exodus 32, 1 Samuel 17, Job 1
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to an exciting episode of, “Interesting Interviews” starring, HolyEll and various characters throughout Bible history! I’m your host, “HolyEll”, and I’ll be bringing you all the details of tonight’s most fascinating scenes!
(“And when the people saw that Moses delayed to come down out of the mount, the people gathered themselves together unto Aaron, and said unto him, Up, make us gods, which shall go before us; for as for this Moses, the man that brought us up out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of him. And Aaron said unto them, Break off the golden earrings, which are in the ears of your wives, of your sons, and of your daughters, and bring them unto me.”)
(HolyEll appears in the midst of Aaron the priest)
HolyEll: Excuse me sir. My name is HolyEll, and I would like to take a moment to better understand your perspective on an issue.
Aaron: Who are you? And, What are you wearing son?
HolyEll: I’m from a time in the future, and I traveled back to get a better understanding of some of the major decisions made in Bible history.
Aaron: Uhh I have no idea what you speak of. At any rate, you may deliver your inquiries.
HolyEll: Alright. Firstly, what are you doing sir?! Are you aware, your brother is currently in the presence of God, gathering essential instructions on how to lead all these people? Why have you allowed the people to cause you to give in to their nonsense?
Aaron: Well, umm… you see, my brother has been gone for quite some time, and the people have grown restless while awaiting his return. So, I submitted to their request to make gods, that will go before them.
HolyEll: A-Aron! Really sir? Do you not recall the recent miraculous events provided you by the hand of the almighty God? Have you so easily forgotten, your brother stood boldly before the Lord and obeyed as He commanded, so that the people could live and prosper? How could you allow yourself to go against the very God who saved and delivered you, in place of idols, which can do nothing except rot, and take up valuable space?
(HolyEll vanishes into thin air, as Aaron wonders in amazement.)
Aaron: Whe…where did he go. My Lord, he certainly made some valid points. Oh dear…
(“Then said David to the Philistine, Thou comest to me with a sword, and with a spear, and with a shield: but I come to thee in the name of the Lord of hosts, the God of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast defied. This day will the Lord deliver thee into mine hand; and I will smite thee, and take thine head from thee; and I will give the carcases of the host of the Philistines this day unto the fowls of the air, and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the earth may know that there is a God in Israel.”)
(HolyEll appears in the midst of young David.)
HolyEll: Hey, hey, excuse me young man.
David: Hey there, can you give me a moment. I have a very important job to do right now.
HolyEll: Yes, I know the story, I meant well…right. Before you go to face that giant of a man over there, may I ask you a few questions?
David: I am very determined to fulfill this assignment, so could you make it quick?
HolyEll: Of course! Umm, aren’t you afraid to go up against that guy? I mean, just look at him. It looks like he eats buffalo for breakfast and dinner?
David: What’s a buffalo?
HolyEll: Nevermind that. I saw you pick up five smooth stones. Do you think they’ll work to defeat that big mammoth of a man?
David: I have the Lord on my side, and the extra stones are for anyone else who comes against me after I take the head of that uncircumcised Philistine.
HolyEll: Hey bro, do your thing homie!
(HolyEll vanishes into thin air, as David wonders in amazement.)
David: Bro?… Homie?…. prepare to meet your maker giant AAAHHHHH!
(“There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil… And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.”)
Job: (Crying and lying on his face in agony)
HolyEll: Umm… excuse me sir. Sorry to bother you, but…may I sit with you for a moment?
Job: Good day to you son. How may help you?
HolyEll: Wow, you’re really nice! You’ve been lying here suffering for countless days, yet you maintain your character.
Job: How do you know about my suffering?
HolyEll: Let’s just say, a little birdie told me all about it. Anyhoo, may I ask you a few questions?
Job: At this point, you may ask as you please. I’ve lost everything. My children, my livestock, even my wife has spoken ill against the Lord. Nevertheless, I will not turn away from the hand of my God, because the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.
HolyEll: Man, that’s deep. Mr Job, I’m fully aware of your situation, and how your close friends would not support you in your struggle. Although they meant well, they were unaware of God’s overall plan for your life.
Job: You speak as a wise man, son. Naked I came into this world, and naked I’ll leave. God is always righteous, even in His judgment. There is a reason for my suffering, but my God will continue to get all the glory.
HolyEll: Man…sniff sniff… you’re making me cry.
Job: It’s ok son. I’ve cried rivers of tears already. Just let it flow, and God will turn your tears into joy.
HolyEll: I came with intentions to encourage you, but you’ve blessed me more than I could imagine.
(HolyEll vanishes into thin air, as Job wonders in amazement.)
Job: Who was that young man? Reminds me of myself, during my younger days. Thank you Father for sending a listening ear. All glory belongs to you.
This concludes the exciting episode of, “Interesting Interviews”. Thanks for tuning in, and have a fantabulous journey!